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"Dude?! Rough?!" --

"Rattrap's POV on Prowl & Bumblebee's Upcoming Suprise."

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Pt. 01. -- "The Accident."

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"Aww, 'da sights & 'da smells of the city." I said as I sighed happily while diggin' through 'da trash. "One of 'da thin' I lllllooooovvvvveeeee 'bout bein' a rat."

It just takes a little bit of this, a little bit of that;
It started with a kiss, now we're up to bat;
A little bit of laughs, a little bit of pain;
I'm tellin' you, my babe, it's all in the game of love

"Oh man, gimme a break, for pete's sakes?!" I said, climbin' up to 'da rooftop; & what do I find -- Little Ms. Birdlady playin' music on her com-link! "Airazor! 'Need I ask -- why're youse playin' your music on some rooftop alone, & not with 'Da Fearless Leader' right now?"

"Shut up, Rattrap." she said, changin' into her 'Bald Eagle-mode' & then she started thashin' 'round like her tail-feathers were on fire. "Stupid Horn Brothers! Why couldn't they leave us alone!? Why!?"

"It's 'dat bad, is it?! What'd they do ta make ya go & act so.....feral!?"

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"Optimus has trying to ask me something for weeks, & when I'm so close to finding out what that is, they ruined things by dumping a mixture of cherry limeade, pink paint, & sawdust on top of him."

"Eww! Now, 'dat's bad?!" I'd never been so grossed since Scourge put yams & root beer down in my pants. Lil' brat brother of mine?!

"Tell me about it?! It spilled all over his head & back!"

"Why his head & back!?"

"Well, he.....sorta of.....got down on one knee. Put his hands on the one that was still up too?!"

'Oh man!' I thought ta myself, puttin' my hands on my face while doin' so. 'Big-boy-in-red-&-blue wanted ta pop 'da question ta Squawks!'

Screech!

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"Big-boss?!"

"No, Optimus should still be cleaning off that mixture I told 'bout, he'd sent someone else." we leaned over 'da edge of 'da rooftop ta a couple of certain 'ellow & back pals of ours. "Bumblebee & Prowl?!" 'Birdlady said as the lil' pigtailed crush of my 10-year old brother Scurry, 'dat's Scourge's lil' nickname, stepped out of Bumblebee's 'vehi-mode.

"& Sari-drabby too?!?!" I joke 'round, only ta slugged in 'da head with a flower pot by Fly-girl. "OUCH!! IT WAS JUST A JOKE, YA FEM-BOT?!?!"

"SSSSSQQQQQUUUUUAAAAAWWWWWKKKKK!!!!!" youse can only guess what happens next.

"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

Zoom!

Boom!

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"There was not funny one bit!"

"Sorry, my bad?!"

"Urg, oh, come on, Bumblebee?! It's just a little wall?!" I could the speedster gruntin' & complainin' ta himself as he make it up the buildin', carrying Sari & followed by Ol' Ninja-bot. "Uh, hi?! 'Mind if we join you!?"

"Not at all?!....." Airazor said, eyein' my tail with a 'I'm-gonna-hurt-youse' look, when a buzzin' sound filled the air. ".....But we'll have to do something about the bug problem! No offense, Bumblebee?!"

"Oh, Goody! Waspinator find Bird-bot, blast Bird-bot, get big reward from Tarantulas." Egor 'da Hornet said, aimin' some brown & purple ray-gun at 'da Birdlady's Spark-Chamber. "Now, Bird-bot hold still."

"Mother of Cold Drops?!"

"AIRAZOR, LOOK OUT!" Bumblebee screamed, shovin' Tail-feathers outta the way at the last sec', but he got hit by 'da green, & he started glowin' bluish-green, & he was shakin' & screamin' the whole time, & then, he just fell over. 'Good thin' Sari was standin' next ta Prowl 'da whole time.

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"BUMBLEBEE?!?!" Prowl shouted as he & 'da Lil' Missy were at 'Bee's side in 2 shakes of a lamb's tail.

"Oh man! We're all gonna die."

"Shut up, Rattrap?!"

"Oh! Waspinator didn't want to hit Bug-like Car-bot. Waspinator want to hit Bird-bot! Tarantulas will be very unhappy."

"You've just made a big mistake!" the Ninja-bot said as he tossed one of his star-darts at 'da Bug, which flew right behind 'da Lil' Stringer.

"Heh ha! Ninja-bot miss, not hit Waspinator."

"Don't be so sure, it's not like I was aiming for your front?!"

"Huh?" I suddenly know what was Prowl's idea. "Uh, Sari?! 'Best ta cover your eyes?! This ain't gonna be pretty."

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Wooosh!

Crack!

Sizz!

Boom!

"Aaaaahhhhh!!!!!"

"Whoa! I hope he's sent all the way of City lines."

"Uh, guys.....& Sari?! Aren't you forgetten something?!"

"Bumblebee?!"

"Sheesh, man Birdlady?! Youse really know how ta bring up a kill-joy."

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Much later.....

After bringin' Speedy ta Ratch', he did some tests, but he said a month ta get 'da results. & don't worry, Bumblebee'll live, thanks ta Ratchet, Airazor, & Sari.

"So, uh, Prowl?! Why'd 'dat lil' incident back there get ya so pissed off!?"

"I.....uh.....I....."

"Scurry?! Will you stand still for one second & let me talk to you!?" Sari said, musta been chasing my lil' bro', who was, once again, being shy ta talk ta her.

"No thanks!" he yelped, as ran down the hall. However, he didn't see my tail, meanin' 'dat he musta stepped on it.

"Aaaaahhhhh!!!!!" I screamed, fallin' over on 'da floor in 'da worst pain. "Prowl! You're lucky my baby bro' just stepped on my tail, or I wouldn't be callin' a rain-check on our lil' chat for a month from now, O.K.?!"

"O.K.?!"

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Pt. 02. -- "Month No. #01."

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"Squawks?!"

"Rattrap?! Unless you have a very good reason.....for waking up me.....at 3:00 A.M. Leave, now?!?!"

"It's nothin' -- 'just wanta remind ta keep a eye on Prowl & Bumblebee when they're together & let me know if they go & do anythin' strange?!"

"Like what?!"

"Like somethin' they normally wouldn't do when they're together?!"

"Rattrap?! It's not like they slept together?!" Birdlady replied as she popped her outta of her bird's-nest-/-hammock of a recharge berth. "Besides, Bumblebee's sick."

"Yeah, I know. But, how'd Bumblebee get sick, 'dat's what I'm askin', youse dig?! I maen, he's been 'dat way for 'bout a month now, after all"

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"But.....that's impossible?! They.....they're both--" she then gave me 'da evil eye'. "If you had any of self-preservation at all, you'll be gone in the next 10 seconds."

"I'm gone!"

&&&

Meanwhile, elsewhere.....

"Arrrr! 'Dat fem-bot can some 'bots crazy sometimes." I said ta myself as I was return' ta my room, 'dat is, 'fore I was jumped by Tweedle-dee & Tweedle-dum.

"Rattrap!"

"Crikey! Thank goodness, we found you, mate?!"

"What's the meanin' of 'dis?"

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"It's Airazor!"

"She's forgotton us, dude!"

"What are youse talkin' 'bout!?"

"She spends more time with Optimus than she does with us, man?!"

"Oh man?!" I said ta myself as I began laughing so hard, I thought I'd bust a gut. "There's no way she forget youse two! After all, 'da 3 of ya have know each other since youse were kids, right?!"

"But--"

"But nothin'?!?! Look?!" I then pointed at Tweedle-dee. "Rhinox!" & then, I pointed at his twin bro'. "Backstop!" I said as I gave 'em 'the Ol' Aimin'-Gunner's Eye'. "Now, 'da two of ya have know 'Tail-feathers' longer than anybody who so much as sets foot on 'dis here base -- past, present, &/or future-wise. So even if 'da Birdlady & 'da Boss-Mobile get hitched, settle down, & she gives 'im a army of lil' kiddies for 'im & her ta call their own, you're still gonna her pals. But, 'da two of ya'll ruin 'dat if youse keep messin' with their relationship, trust me ta my tail when I say 'dis, O.K. now?!"

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"O.K.?!"

"Now run along 'fore all 3 of us get in trouble." I said as I watch 'em get back ta their rooms. "Oh boy?! Those two've got more problems 'dan I do."

Now, as I was walkin' back ta my room, I 'dan heard some voices in 'da Prowler's room. "Yes, that's it. Yess, oh yess!"